The art of not being one with the universe

Ick. Getting to Houston on time can be hard, according to Kilroy. It’s goddammit expensive, too. Nearly 9000 NOK for a roundtrip ticket. Geneva is a hell of a lot cheaper, fixed ticket available for less than 2000 NOK. And they pay the trip, too. But it’s in Europe. Then again, non-English. Dammit! Choice! Hard!