Non-altruism is easier.

A few ways to make my summer even better, in random order.

• Stop the rain.
• Make me thin and fit.
• Stop the killing.
• Bier! Schnell!
• Get me a girlfriend.
• Wireless coverage over entire CERN site (ok, my room and my office will do).
• Have a cuddly cat strolling about.
• Get me a coffee.
• And a piece of chocolate.

A few ways to make my summer even better, in random order. Stop the rain. Make me thin and fit. Stop the killing. Bier! Schnell! Get me a girlfriend. Wireless coverage over entire CERN site (ok, my room and my office will do). Have a cuddly cat strolling about. Get me a coffee. And a piece of chocolate.