Category Archives: Gah!

Sengebeinskiftetid

Posted on 9 March 2011 by Åsmund

Rammemadrasser frå IKEA er så viseleg innretta at når du setter bein på kan du ikkje vippa dei ned i horisontal eller opp igjen, for då får du for stor last på beina i heilt feil retning, og så …

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Forteljinga om ei dørmatte

Posted on 5 July 2010 by Åsmund

Det over er altså dørmatta mi. Ho følgte med kåken, og fungerer om lag slik dørmatter skal fungera.

No til dags er det som kjent fotball-VM, der Tyskland har gjort det respektabelt så langt. Kanskje ikkje alle er så glade …

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Teite programmet.

Posted on 30 June 2010 by Åsmund

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How not to organize your radar data files

Posted on 1 June 2010 by Åsmund

So, in this PhD thingy I have some radar data files to work with. Not too hard, is it? A single radar beam, which records data in N-second batches. So we get a nice time series containing a sequence …

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JavaScript animated effects

Posted on 1 June 2009 by Åsmund

Just stop it. Please. Making me wait for things that should be snappy doesn’t make your web page better.

Gah.

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Please start making sense, people.

Posted on 17 June 2008 by Åsmund

Exceptions do not prove rules.

Exceptions disprove rules.

Thank you. Now please stop saying this nonsense. In tomorrow’s rant: How can you eat cake you don’t have?

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Heldigvis var likestillinga for sein.

Posted on 24 July 2007 by Åsmund

Likestilling er ofte fint. Men at prinsessa ikkje er tronarving er like greit.

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IKEA adventures

Posted on 24 July 2007 by Åsmund

Place: IKEA. Actors: Me, lots of other squanderers, and the IKEA employees. I have ordered a bed and a big bookshelf for home delivery, and I have a yellow bag with the regular swag. It’s twenty minutes to closing …

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Integrasjon på tvers av språk og plattformar

Posted on 10 May 2007 by Åsmund

int main (int argc, char **argv)
{
void * handle;
void * cli;

…

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The Joy of Mac

Posted on 27 April 2007 by Åsmund

If cut’n'paste and/or drag-and-drop just stops working on your Mac, delete ~/Library/Preferences/com.apple.finder.plist and relogin.

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HSD på sjø og land

Posted on 17 April 2007 by Åsmund

… eller Tide, som dei kallar seg no. Forresten, viss du ikkje er sunnhordlending og/eller ikkje veit at HSDTide har mista ferjegromruta Halhjem-Sandvikvåg til FylkesbaataneFjord1, så kjem ikkje dette til å bety stort for deg.

I alle fall. Eg skulle …

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