Category Archives: Movie rants
Star Wars!
Saw Star Wars E3. It’s better than E1 and E2, but it’s still a silly Star Wars movie. Nice effects, though. I’ll have a bunch of opinions about it, mostly about moronic technology, and the not always very impressive …
Hitchhiker!
The The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy movie is ready. Whee! ’bout bloody time. It’ll find a way, many ways, to suck, of course, but who cares? Don’t panic.
Never worry again whether a movie is appropriate!
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Spider-man 2, take 3
Why stop now, when I’m on such a good roll?
The hospital Octavius was sent to looked pretty nice and expensive. So. Tell me, ladies and gentlemen. Would you trust a surgeon that tries to use a meat saw on …
Spider-man 2, continued
And one rantlet more. Or maybe two.
Hello, Hollywood, this is for you: Fusion energy is not renewable energy. Allow me to restate that: Fusion power is not a renewable form of power. Once the tritium or deuterium is …
How to run fusion plants on Manhattan
Saw Spider-Man 2. Where to start, where to start. As for logic and consistency: Puh-leeze! The inhibitor chip, to take one bit of random nonsense. The SE people forgot the “press here to disable” sticker, not that it was …
Triplettes!
Les Triplettes de Belleville or whatever it’s called in your language. Go see it. Now. And enjoy the music. That’s an order.
Tired of Jar-Jar you are? Yes you are.
The Many Deaths of Jar-Jar Binks
Star Wars III: Even More Crap
Saw Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace on the telly. Awful.
Kingdom of Loathing