Category Archives: Movie rants

Saw Star Wars E3. It’s better than E1 and E2, but it’s still a silly Star Wars movie. Nice effects, though. I’ll have a bunch of opinions about it, mostly about moronic technology, and the not always very impressive script, … Continue reading →

The The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy movie is ready. Whee! ’bout bloody time. It’ll find a way, many ways, to suck, of course, but who cares? Don’t panic. The The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy movie is ready. Whee! … Continue reading →

The life and ramblings of Mr. Skjæveland

ChildCare Action Project (CAP) Ministry Reports will ensure that you need never again worry if a movie is worth seeing. Never again have violence, whoring or blasphemy stain your mind. ChildCare Action Project (CAP) Ministry Reports will ensure that you … Continue reading →

Why stop now, when I’m on such a good roll? The hospital Octavius was sent to looked pretty nice and expensive. So. Tell me, ladies and gentlemen. Would you trust a surgeon that tries to use a meat saw on … Continue reading →

And one rantlet more. Or maybe two. Hello, Hollywood, this is for you: Fusion energy is not renewable energy. Allow me to restate that: Fusion power is not a renewable form of power. Once the tritium or deuterium is spent, … Continue reading →

Saw Spider-Man 2. Where to start, where to start. As for logic and consistency: Puh-leeze! The inhibitor chip, to take one bit of random nonsense. The SE people forgot the “press here to disable” sticker, not that it was all … Continue reading →

Les Triplettes de Belleville or whatever it’s called in your language. Go see it. Now. And enjoy the music. That’s an order. Les Triplettes de Belleville or whatever it’s called in your language. Go see it. Now. And enjoy the … Continue reading →

The Many Deaths of Jar-Jar Binks The Many Deaths of Jar-Jar Binks

Saw Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace on the telly. Awful. Saw Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace on the telly. Awful.